Say What?

My nieces and nephews keep us thoroughly entertained with the funny and crazy things they say. So I've decided to dedicate an entire page to their hilarity. You guys keep me in stitches so I've decided to share some of the funny/crazy things you say.The page is called "Say What?" and I have given each of them an Alias (to protect the not-so-innocent):

Boy Crazy - 17 years old
Sports Girl - 16 years old
Dolphin Girl - 13 years old
Ninja Dude - 12 years old
Bayblade Dude - 8 years old
Rainbow Princess - 7 years old

WATER
Rainbow Princess was jumping on my bed like a trampoline a few nights ago. She got really thirsty from all the jumping and asked for a glass of water. I gave her a large glass of water and she chugged the entire glass! I was laughing at her drinking ability and said, "Wow, you just drank that like a . . . ." she finished my sentence by saying "like an alcoholic?" Okaaay...I was going to say Camel. Where does a 7 year old come up with that?

SHORTS
"Keep track of your shorts. I decided this year I was not going to lose my shorts. But it's only the first game and I've already lost them!"

Sports Girl played 3 socoor games in 24 hours this past weekend. Ninja Dude also had 2 games this weekend. This is what she said in an attempt to impart some sibling advice to her brother.